That's when you crack a 10am beer
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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