whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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