Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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