Do vagina's smell?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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