she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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