Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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