he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Help. Why am I so naked?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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