Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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