doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I can feel your judgement through the phone
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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