im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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