i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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