I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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