Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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