Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
So much rum. So many feels.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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