BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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