hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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