and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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