just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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