I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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