jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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