I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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