I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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