you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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