honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Randomize
