is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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