I hate all girls vehemently.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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