it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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