Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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