There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
thus making me awesome and them whores
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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