we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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