Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Randomize
