Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
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