whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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