Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
