she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He better not be in your backpack
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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