He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I puked a lego.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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