I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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