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say what?
wanna hang out?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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