So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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