please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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