i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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