Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Are my feet made of real feet?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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