On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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