It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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