Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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