like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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