Ambien. No doubt about it.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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