I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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