porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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