What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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