wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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