Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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