Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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