we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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