Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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